Everyone SAYS they want a fairytale wedding but when I show up and curse their firstborn suddenly I’m a jerk.
A bar for ghosts where they sell boo’s
- other artists: lemme hear ya!
- fans: scream
- ed sheeran: now this is only going to work if you stay quiet
- ed sheeran: *begins singing*
- fans: *scream*
- ed sheeran: now what did i say can you please shut the fuck up