it doesn’t matter how many shows I watch none of them will let me down like Glee let me down
me: hey can i have some money?
bank teller: do you have an account with us?
me: nah i just heard yall got money
don’t act like just because it’s gonna be october that means you’re gonna go spend late nights in the forest with orange leaves, hoodies, and a significant other when we all know you’re gonna lay on the couch and watch Halloweentown High on Disney Channel